DIO_brano @DIO_brano

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

The only thing I can think of that's worse than abortion jokes is locking your keys inside the car outside an abortion clinic, and having to go back inside to borrow a coat hangar.

I think I'm starting to understand why people don't like abortion jokes, though.

That feeling of emptiness inside is not so nice.

Which, incidentally, is also why most Afghanistan jokes are falling flat.

But also because everyone knows the Dems are pro-choice, they didn't have to abort a whole country just to prove it.

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery.

Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.