Derpli-Cake @Derpli-Cake

I am Derpli-Cake. I am a huge gamer and love and support the indie game community. I will always speak the truth, but I can be vague.

One more thing. My name implies two things; 1: That I am a brony. The truth is, I am not a brony. However, I have nothing against "bronies" or "pegasisters", and I am a furry (Look it up.)

2: It implies I like cake. This is also not true. Neither is the cake. The cake is a lie. I lead a clan of super interplanetary ninja assassins that are set on derping all cakes. We are the Depli-Ninjas.