FattestLlamaNA @FattestLlamaNA

I spend most of my days grazing upon the rich, green grasses of a secretive land only the most loyal llamas know about. Although I do at times play what the humans refer to as "video games". National llama schools teach them as "rainbow grasses of wupa". I have had 4 mates over my life, with 6 little babies. I usually don't stay around for them to grow up, for my father, Yipplenipple, has done the same to me. Although I keep one around with me... his name is Tyrone. Tyrone cleans my butthole after every poo poo session and scratches every part of me that I can't reach. It's tough being the fattest llama NA, constantly signing autographs and accepting awards world wide, but it comes with nice rewards. You get the llamas with the big bootys and get to graze on the best of the grasses. This has been my biography that nobody will read but me... but good day to all llamas in the world.