I exist.

It may be overdone and a dated reference, but...

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

...and their little tentacle friends.

What do boulders dream of,

When they take a little boulder snooze,

Do they dream of crushing dragons,

Or beating soldiers until they are bruised?

When our spearmen level up, their helmets grow to accommodate the massive increase in brain power.

Also bigger stabby.

To all our lovely new followers: the open beta keybot is currently out of keys because we did not anticipate this much love <3

Keys should be restocked within a few hours of this post!