
That one @FudgeMuffins
Joined about 1 year ago
GMR
An extremely 1000% unfindable secret account for sure
If you're easily defined as a kid please fuck off
YAR
UH
LANDLUBBERS AND STUFF
I BE DRIFTING OFF NOW
AND SETTING OFF TO DIFFERENT SEAS
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP THIS PIRATE THING GOING
CHEERIO (idk what pirates say for goodbye)

DEAR SCURVY PLUMBERS,
THE KOOPALINGS AND I HAVE PLUNDERED THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. YER LASS IS NOW A PERMANENT GUEST AT ONE OF ME SEVEN KOOPA SEAS. I DARE YE TO FIND HER, IF YE CAN!
BY THE BY
THE ONLY REASON I BE DOIN THIS HERE PIRATE BIT BE BECAUSE I BE READING THE HIGHWAY CODE
WHICH I THOUGHT SOUNDED LIKE PIRATE CODE
SO I JUST BE READIN THE HIGHWAY CODE AS A PIRATE WITH PIRATE MUSIC
EVEN NOW I BE LISTENIN TO ME PIRATE MUSIC














