An extremely 1000% unfindable secret account for sure

If you're easily defined as a kid please fuck off

I'm cringe but I'm free...

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YAR

UH

LANDLUBBERS AND STUFF

I BE DRIFTING OFF NOW

AND SETTING OFF TO DIFFERENT SEAS

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN KEEP THIS PIRATE THING GOING

CHEERIO (idk what pirates say for goodbye)

DEAR SCURVY PLUMBERS,

THE KOOPALINGS AND I HAVE PLUNDERED THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. YER LASS IS NOW A PERMANENT GUEST AT ONE OF ME SEVEN KOOPA SEAS. I DARE YE TO FIND HER, IF YE CAN!

BY THE BY

THE ONLY REASON I BE DOIN THIS HERE PIRATE BIT BE BECAUSE I BE READING THE HIGHWAY CODE

WHICH I THOUGHT SOUNDED LIKE PIRATE CODE

SO I JUST BE READIN THE HIGHWAY CODE AS A PIRATE WITH PIRATE MUSIC

EVEN NOW I BE LISTENIN TO ME PIRATE MUSIC

AHOY MATEYS I THINK ME FOUND A GLUE