(Not affiliated with Running with Scissors, ran by @breakingbadfunny . Will probably never be in-character, and will probably beg you to sign his petition.)

I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even like video games. I don't even know why I'm on this site.

OOC: i think my main account's shadowbanned!!!

I'm gonna go run some errands for The Bitch. Bye.

I regret nothing.