Bark, Bork, WRUF! Hello hoomans, my name is Shiba Doggo. I come from planet Shiba. Shiba Central. Bark! I Was the Goodest Boye in existence (At LEAST in planet Shiba). So Goodest, I was featured as a front cover magazine and breaking news! Next day 17 Dumptrucks came to my house full of, TREATS!! A Whole lifetime worth! Hehehe!!
