Gordon @GordontheeGoober
Joined about 2 years ago
DevHe / Him
The actual fact I have to put this here is dumb, I'M SIXTEEN
I'm Gordon, A Bisexual boot lover. Not only do I have a love for joking around and arts, I have a love for... BOOT COLLECTING! And I have autism and ADHD. (So I might say retarded shit-) I need sleep. (Most of my comments are usually parody/jokes) I love all my followers like they're my autistic children.
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Friends!!!! INCLUDING MY POOKIES!!!!
@Kaiyahe2011 (Super duper ultra therapist pookie!!!! :DDDD She also doesn't fuck around-)
@Mare_ 
(Silly gal!! Good pookie, and is the mother of Johnny!!!)
@Kirbys_death_wish (We be pookies frfr!!!! >:DDDD [the friend kind, you disgusting fucks- so don't start shipping us...])
@Frozen_Toaster 
(Cancer stick yummy. Smoke break!! [Pookie!!!])
FAMILY/PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE FAMILY TO ME!!! (The highest rank you can be!!)
@JoeyTheLemur 
(He's like an older brother!! What ever he says, is fucking LAW.)
@TD_ArtistGamer 
(Fucking TWIN. Like, he's my TWIN.)
@JustAnFloppa 
(A secretive fellow, but he's a good brother.)
@Rapttoridge 
(Chill-Dino? Nah, Chill-bro.)
Enemies/frenemies (I don't have any, yet..)
Garret, Ribbai, and Snorty.
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Lessons with Gordon!
Lesson 1!: Never have an opinion on this site, people will hang you in the streets. *This rule applies to every website/app in the world*
Lesson 2!: Evidence can go a LONG ways if you've got context for it!
Lesson 3!: Trust is only a word on websites, but in some times, it's good to have a pal! (I have too many friendos, but I like that-)
Lesson 4!: If the person you're 100% sure that's the bad guy is trying to change the subject, they're more likely guilty!
Lesson 5!: Being tough and all can be good in the real world, but on the internet, you need brains! Meaning, insults can be useful to butter up people to give you some real info/evidence.
Lesson 6!: If your client is the guilty one and is your friend, you'll have to sadly throw them under the bus. BUT, there are cases where this could be a lie, or that the bad guy's just trying to change the subject!
Lesson 7!: To be a Schlep, one needs to sacrifice a lot, especially if it means serving justice for the victims. So, don't be afraid to gather and post evidence!
Lesson 8: Educating yourself is important, 'berry' important! Educating yourself can save your butt from very scarce situations! Now, what are these situations? The fact that a pedo has more BRAINS than you! So, remember, before accusing, educate yourself! This can also give you an advantage...
Lesson 9!: There will always be haters, young ones! (I expect this info to be here forever.) So, don't be scared if some people try to 'call you out' or 'expose' you! As they most likely are defending the pedo/zoo or whatever type of person you're exposing!
Lesson 10: The most important lesson of them all, the one and only true lesson that helps all of us Schleps. Sparing our enemies. I know, I know, you'd expect us to wish the worst for the pedos, but in actuality, we hope that they can grow to become a better person. As Schleps, our jobs are to serve and protect the people on sites, through exposing, and getting pedos banned, to just helping them learn in general. This is what being a Schlep is all about. Not just banning pedos, but helping them as well, helping them to stop being a pedo, and helping them learn from their mistakes.
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