B0dacious B0rfer @Jameson_

Hola! Heres some information on your holiness, the supreme communist dictator of planet Doggoron. Leave this page while you still can

-I like doggers
-And Bacon
-And Bacondoggers.
-and also fnaf.

I feast on the sterilized mucus left behind from h00mans put through my digestive system. On the weekends i entertain myself by torturing passersby on the street by forcefully shoving pineapples up their colon, then waiting for the spiky fruit to make its exit, which i record with my camera for future enjoyment.

I live in your basem- I, I mean........ England. Yeah, England. phew
Some of my hobbies are to eat human children Play the piano, eat, sleep, uh...
Mum, what other things do humans do?! Badmington! yeah, i like to play badmington. Also video games.

I am a connoisseur of memes and new ways to torture children and i hope i will find others in my journey ~~(preferably on my plate)~ to find the perfect meme.