KaneSlopsons @Kane_Parsons

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Kane Parsons is officially the youngest director ever to have a #1 film at the domestic box office in it's opening weekend.

He is only 20 Years old.

		
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Fuck off.

Kane Parsons is offically the youngest director ever.

"I'm 4 years old."

Source: Canada's Got Talent

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Kris Parsons is officially the youngest person ever to find the Dark World.

* ...

He is only years old.

Source: Toby Fox

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Kane Parsimore is offically the baldest teacher ever to give his students a quarter.

"You did great! Come here and get your prize! A shiny quarter! Just click on it with the interact button to pick it up."

He is only 29 years old.

Source: MystMan12

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@Kane_Studsons is officially the youngest robloxian ever to have a #1 game on the front page in it's opening weekend.

"🔒: •••••••••••••••••••"

His account is only 4.5 years old.

Source: DevForums

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