• Its me Kanye West

Haven't posted in a while, Mom took away my computer cause I called my friend stupid

Just Played Fortnite With Bill Cosby, BTW I made him famous

Just heard about what the USA did to Japan, can't believe that we stole the Mc Rib from them

Me and My homies just worked at a pizza place, I became manager and raised taxes for the locals, they revolted and now I'm being hunted down by the revolutionaries.

Kim found poop sink