NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Silver
Give Tax Man a Fake Quarter while having a Real Quarter in your inventory. 30 on 30!
Hardware Escapist
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Silver
Escape the Hardware Store!!
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Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Bronze
Enter a quad-octo in the locker microgame
A Quarter of the Way
click the wawas
Silver
Get past 25 stages in endless mode.
It Continues!?
click the wawas
Bronze
Get past 13 stages in endless mode.
funni
click the wawas
Silver
Get the funni mode secret.
1 Year Award
Game Jolt Trophy
Bronze
Awarded to users who have been on Game Jolt for 1 year. Made out of common wood found in the forest.
Happy Birthday Who?
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Silver
Win the game in Party Mode.
Wanna See Me Speedrun?
click the wawas
Gold
Beat the game in 5 minutes or less.
This is where the fun starts!
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Gold
Unlock GULL Mode.
Door
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Bronze
Fall for a fake door
Poster Room
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Bronze
The Poster Room has everything from femboys to freaky chipmunks!