I simp for anime characters. :p

Boy: *breathes the same air as me*

Dad: Don't go near him

Me: 👁👄👁

Parents: You need to open up to us more.

Me: mom I'm depressed.

Mom: It's the internet.

Dad: We should take the technology away from her.

Me:

When you read more manga/manhwa than actual textbooks.

Random person: Hey what's your sexuality?

Me: Oh, I'm straight.

Random person: Oh, thank god you not like those gay losers.

Me: bruh, so you have chosen death. (ง'̀-'́)ง