
✨Kotaro's girlfriend✨ 😳🔫 @Kotaro_simp441
Joined almost 5 years ago
GMR

Boy: *breathes the same air as me*
Dad: Don't go near him
Me: 👁👄👁

Parents: You need to open up to us more.
Me: mom I'm depressed.
Mom: It's the internet.
Dad: We should take the technology away from her.
Me:

When you read more manga/manhwa than actual textbooks.

Random person: Hey what's your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm straight.
Random person: Oh, thank god you not like those gay losers.
Me: bruh, so you have chosen death. (ง'̀-'́)ง