You aren't slick...
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Bronze
Wait in SFM's room for 1 minute
Bro raged at Wii Sports.
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Bronze
Get killed by Jaldi.
GGWP
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Gold
Defeat Harry...
Wrong Button, Dude.
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Bronze
Throw a healing projectile within half of a second of grabbing it
And Now it Really Begins...Again...
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Silver
Complete All Objectasks
Roadkill
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Silver
Die to a Last Place push that deals at least 5 hearts of damage
NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Silver
Give Tax Man a Fake Quarter while having a Real Quarter in your inventory. 30 on 30!
And so it begins...again...
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Bronze
Rediscover the Objectasks Screen
Hardware Escapist
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Silver
Escape the Hardware Store!!
Backup Plan
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Silver
Escape Benson's office after getting fired
88888888
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Bronze
Enter a quad-octo in the locker microgame
A Merry Crackmas
Raldi's Crackhouse
Silver
Beat XMAS MODE.