9 Year Award
Game Jolt Trophy
Gold
Awarded to users who have been on Game Jolt for 9 years. Bet you are on Cloud 9 right now, eh?
8 Year Award
Game Jolt Trophy
Gold
Awarded to users who have been on Game Jolt for 8 years. It's been 8 years, but it might as well be INFINITE YEARS. Neon glows radiate from this weird object.
Time Paradox
One Golden Fuckboy
Bronze
???
Phrase Thief
One Golden Fuckboy
Bronze
???
No Signal...
One Golden Fuckboy
Gold
Shit on all the cameras in the insane difficulty.
Get Crunk
One Golden Fuckboy
Bronze
Make a bottle of wine explode.
One Percent
One Golden Fuckboy
Gold
Successfully hit an enemy with a "Lighting Cum" skill.
Short Victory
One Golden Fuckboy
Silver
Fight and beat the ex-wife of Mr.Goldy.
13 18 38 8 37
One Golden Fuckboy
Platinum
???
The End
One Golden Fuckboy
Platinum
After entering the correct combination, you reach the end of the game.
Cheater
One Golden Fuckboy
Platinum
Beat the game on the highest possible difficulty.
ReBONKa
One Golden Fuckboy
Gold
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