Hi, I'm Ollie. I use They/Them pronouns.

My age is none of your business, I live in your mom's closet, and I bully children on Roblox because I have nothing better to do. I guess I also draw or something.

I ramble too much.

If I see one more disgusting, disturbing fanfiction about Hex I am going to make World War 1 look like a school playground reenactment.

There are some moments when I feel like the internet is a mistake, because people can post the most disgusting, deplorable shit out there and get away with it because of how anonymous everything is.

I'm going to give the neighbors across the street a reason to file a restraining order against me, brb.

Being 5'3" might mean I can't reach the top shelf at Walmart, but it also means your ankles are within grabbing distance.

Currently thinking about Gabriel Updike because I can, and no one can stop me. If you were to try and stop me I'd consume your kneecaps.