
UrMomSimpOfficial (#IGNORETROLLERS) @Oven_Eyo
Joined almost 5 years ago
DevHe / Him
Hello, I am Oven Eyo. My real name is Brian Anderson, and I'm a male. I made my pfp with https://picrew.me/image_maker/684058.
Also, my religion is Pastafarianism
I'm kidding I'm an Atheist
Be aware, I don't go along with f4f or the whole "oH iF yOu FoLlOw Me YoU sIgN a CoNtRaCt ThAt YoU cAn'T uNfOlLoW mE!!!!!!111!!!!!!111!" because that's simply bullshit, seriously.

Rereading my old posts, I must've had a gasleak or something bro wtf

Loading...damn it actually fits
edit: since this was featured in sh*tpost central might as well point out this isn't supposed to be funny, I just wanted to share that What'd I Miss somewhat fits here
Oh hell naw I was just sitting on my couch then I suddenly heard my dad say "What's dilf?"

