HALT HUMAN!
I SEE YOU HAVE STUMBLED ONTO MY PROFILE. WELL I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS.
NORMALLY I WOULD CAPTURE YOU AND TAKE YOU TO UNDYNE, HOWEVER SINCE HUMAN FRISK HAS FREED US FROM THE UNDERGROUND THE ROYAL GUARD HAS BEEN DISBANDED SO I WILL LET YOU PASS.
YOU COULD ALSO BEFRIEND ME TO RECEIVE MESSAGES FROM I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS