SigmundFried @SigmundFried

No need to kill myself today

During Holocaust lessons today, one of my 2nd graders called me a “faggot” and instead of getting mad I did a Michael Jackson style 360-degree spin and pointed at him and called him a “ni**er” and he closed his eyes and crossed his arms and solemnly nodded and said “You aight whiteboy” and everyone clapped and I heard a post-pubescent black girl who’s been held back several years say “He cute” and for the first time in weeks when I went out to the faculty parking lot after school there wasn’t dogshit smeared on the windshield of my Elantra so I think I’m starting to get through to these kids and that’s very rewarding.