Hellos there, Chapies. This be Teh Smylix Companee’s 1st main account! we are going to make downright AWFUL games! just you wait till we ruin the world with our “awfully disgustingly turn everything on its head and south” games!

Happy New Years, Chaps!...

Don't ask what Smiley is doing, they are 1000000% fine!

Sorry we couldn't release anything this in 2025... we were extremely lazy

Maybe now, in the grand year of 2026 we might release... SOMETHING.

Why hello there again, Old chaps! =)
And happy new years!

we have been... cookin' a lot...

just give us a bit, we are still in our penthouse in VEGAS, but just you wait!

AWFUL art by Taavi Mustard(me. im writing a post this time)

(we’re cooking, sorry…)