Pew pew pew! PEW PEW PEW PEW. BOOM. BWOOSH. PEWPEWPEW!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. BANG BANG, KACHOW. PEW PEW PEW LASER NOISE BOOM.

*explodes*

-START-

PEW PEW *powerup collected* SPEED UP. PEW PEW *powerup collected*

*confirm selection*

"DOUBLE"

*explodes*

Party rock is in a house tonight.

My magical girl transformation is just me spinning in circles and erupting in a cloud of glitter, and when the dust settles I'm missing along with all of the snacks in your cabinets.

I hope a tyrannosaurus steps on me.

*screams into the void*