HEY      EVERY      !! IT'S ME!!!

EV3RY  BUDDY  'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

SPAMT

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...

LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]

ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?

SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??

LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???

WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!!

IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]

THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]]

WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] WHO HATES ITS [[$4.99]] LIFE

WHEN YOU CAN BE A

[[BIG SHOT!!!]]

[[BIG SHOT!!!!]]

[[BIG SHOT!!!!!]]

THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!

AND I HAVE JUST.

THE THING.

YOU NEED.

THAT'S

[[Hyperlink Blocked]].

YOU WANT IT.

YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]], DON'T YOU.

WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.

YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]].

YOU'RE  LIGHT neR< AREN'T YOU?

YOU'VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]]

WHY DON'T YOU

[[Show it off?]]

HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

Discord: Spamton_G_Spamton_1997#9306

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