StrawmanBall @StrawmanBall

I really really like SML

Every single day
I gotta clean up
The kitchen!
Bowser screaming at me
Saying scrub all of the dishes
And Junior's a gremlin
He's a monster i live with
That's the reason why I quit
Cuz I just reached my limit
The struggle is real
I need a new job!
I worked as a plumber
And I once was a cop
I shot a black guy
And i planted a gun by his leg
I quit the plumber job cuz
I got poop on my head
Worked at a call center
But it got on my nerves!
They were so rude
That's not what i deserve!
And a security guard
At a pizza place
The monsters came alive
When you stayed too late!
Had to quit bowser
He treats me like a slave
Always make me watch his brat
But i barely get paid
But i hate these other jobs
I don't know what to do!