GERMAN BEAR
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Platinum
Beat the game
AMERICA, HELL YEAH!
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Gold
Successfully complete the nightguard and the TV's route.
Old Skool
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Silver
Spare him.
Soapy Fox
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Silver
Get caught by the police
Don't do drugs, kids!
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Silver
Smoke weed with the bear
99% of Gamblers quit before they hit big
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Bronze
Gamble 25 times
Trophy Deez Nuts all over your face
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Silver
Make a deez nuts joke
Eat your greens (pizza)!
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Silver
Devour a pizza
Oppenheimer
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Silver
Detonate a thermonuclear bomb
Rotund Cheeks
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Silver
Do terrible, unthinkable things to the chicken
Rrrrrrip!
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Silver
Do terrible, unthinkable things to the fox
Felix touches grass: The Terrifying, absolutely HORRIFYING, MIND-BENDINGLY, ATROCIOUSLY, DYSFUNCTIONALLY, MIND BOGGLINGLY mediocre Novellete
Dayshift at Friedrich's
Bronze
Get the "Touched grass" ending in "Felix the miscreant"