i've spent the last nine months in college! Got a PhD in neuroscience so I could preform a BRAIN TRANSPLANT ON A NOKIA PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have 15 rods shoved up my ass

Update: I called an ophthalmologist and now Yoshi has to wear these glasses for a month

He looks so stupid with them on lmao

GUYS YOSHI STARED AT THE ECLIPSE AND HE'S SAYING HE CAN'T SEE, WTF DO I DO

hey, im alive