"wait child aren't asshole and giggleshitter the same people you played that one game with?"

Yes mother yes it is them.

"`..I miss my husband..`" -🕷️

"`..my stupid ass brother..`" -🕷️

I just woke up and I'm already pissed off

My stupid brother punched me in my face FOR NO DAMN REASON?

So I slapped the shit out of him

But while my mom was telling me to go to the office he did it again. So I punched him in the head and now he's crying

ahem.

ANSWER MY FUCKING TEXTS ITS 12:20 YOUR PHONE UNLOCKED.

YOU BISEXUAL FUCKING COSMIC BROWNIE RAAAAAAAAAAA

okay thank you good bye