TalkingAssHat @TalkingAssHat

		
			                                                                                                                              -= Introduction=-
    >Name: TalkingAssHat
    >Age: ???
    >Race:Human
    >Gender:Male
    >Location: Earth C-137
    >Pokemon Starter of Choice: fucking squirtle
    >Crimes comitted: None
    >Legend of Zelda Item of Choice: Ocarina of Time
    >Ocarina song of Choice: Song of Storms
    >Faction: Galactic Federation
    >Weapon of Choice: Burnt Pan
    >Favorite Music: Human Music
    >Weakness: nudity, uncomfortable erections, etc.
    >Likes: not giving a shit, gore, and floor wax
    >Dislikes: giving a shit, imortality,death
    >Favorite Cartoon Series: Rick and Morty 
    >Food of Choice: strawberry smiggles, bloogies, Face Steak,
       tEmMie flAkeS, etc.
    >Occupation: Indie-gaming, circle jerking ass hat 
    >Favorite shows: Cooking with Deadly Robot, Ball Fondllers,
       MTT News Report, and Quick Mystery
    >Magic of Choice: Conjuration, Alteration,and Cock Magic
    >Favorite Pokemon Type: fucking Bug bitch!!
    >Favorite Genre of Videogames: RPG, Platformer, and
       Adventure and maybe Arcade too
    >Animes Watched: 4
    >Foot Size: ??? 
    >Kind of Belly Button: Inny
    >Porn of choice: Whoa! too far!
    >Favorite thing to search on google: Chocolate Onions
    >Hobbies: Annoying People, and taking a shit
    >Nostril Diameter: ???
    >Amount of Hair on head: ???
    >Penis Length: Whoa!! too far again! man!
    >Cuticle Length: ???
    >Pore size: ???
    >Average Amount of Sweat a day: ???
    >Pokemon of Choice: Digglett
    >Super Smash bros. character mostly chosen: Toon Link
    >Favorite Dimension to visit: 35-C
    >Favorite Hangout place: Blips and Chitz
    >Hands Used for mostly: Left Hand(jacking off)Right Hand
       (writing and other shit)
    >Pet of Choice: Either a sentient white furry dog or
       a small black 3-eyed creature that eats everything
       and wears a cape and also shits dark matter
    >Most hired assasin: Krombopulos Michael
    >Types of Currency Used: Flurbos, Schmeckles,
       Blemflarks
    >Allergies: To assholes that talk shit everyday
    >Favorite Knights: Pague Knight, Shovel Knight, and
       Tinker Knight
    >Favorite Movie: A movie about a guy eating shit
    >Religion: Roman Catholic
    >Favorite Fastfood chain: KFC and fuckin McDonalds
    >Favorite Youtubers: FilthyFrank, iDubbz, Game Theory,
       Film Theory, Probably every Normal Boots member,
       Epic Meal Time, Angry Video Game Nerd, Jwittz, Vsauce,
       Vsauce 2, and Vsauce 3, etc.
    >Favorite brand of glue: ???
    >Name of Left Testicle: Jelly
    >Name of Right Testicle: Nicken Chug
    >Brand of Laptop used: Acer
    >Personality: An asshat, a shithead,and a fucking retard
    >Height: ???
    >Height when sitting down: ??? 
    >Height when squatting: ???
    >Aveage amount of shit shitted a day: 2-4
    >Number of days in an hour: wait what?
    >Favorite snack: A shitload of junk food
    >Ride of Choice: The new sneezy deluxe(official car of
       Mr. Sneezy)
    >Average amount of saliva spat a day: ???
    >Type of Hair: probably spiky
    >Number of Eyes: ???
    >Favorite side dish: rice
    >On a scale of 1-10 how much of an asshat: 56-9=45
    >Name of Refrigerator: Ping Pong
    >Wait were still going? that's a hell of a fucking intro!
    >Major: Not Math
    >Number of testicles: 2-3
    >Favorite emoji: 8===D
    >Favorite testicle: I'm sorry Jelly. . . it's Nicken Chug
    >Most used word:  shit
    >Favorite consoles: Nintendo 64, Atari Jaguar,  GBA,
       Commodore 64, Game Cube, Wii U, Atari 2600, etc.
    >Favorite social network: Facebook and Myspace
    >Talents: I can shit with my eyes closed, 
        I can shit with my eyes open, I can smell my own shit,
        and a lot of other shit-related talents
    >Favorite condoment: Ketchup, and Mustard
    >Favorite Condom flavor: . . . wait what?
    >Favorite Color: Purple 
    >Name of Left Butt Cheek: Puffy Shubs
    >Name of Right Butt Cheek: Glubbs
    >Condition of Rectal Cavities: Hey ok!
    >Amount of megaseeds shoved up into rectum: 2
    >Favorite Ice cream flavor: Cookies and Cream,
       and chocolate
    >Number of Spouses: 0
    >Amount of pair of shoes: 2
    >Number of Offspring: 0
    >Hentai watched: stop asking shit like that!! goddammit!
    >Favorite type of juice: Broccoli and Orange
    >Name of front canines: Pussy Destroyer!!
    >Favorite Type of Pie: Pecan
    >Amount of Ass wiped with hand: around 6
    >Password for facebook: ***********
    >Password for twitter: TRPD
    >Number of Functioning eyes: 4!
    >Nationality: ???
    >Favorite manga: BSD (for short)
    >Number of broken chargers: 3
    >Amount of times peed on floor: 2
    >Name of Left Nostril: Patty
    >Favorite Rapper: Politikz
    >Worst Nemesis: Weeaboo Jones, and MagicMan
    >Favorite Disney Movie: Breaking Bad
    >Favorite Adult swim shows: Rick and Morty  
    >Contact No. : 1-800-gofukurself
    >Amount of computers installed into brain: 0
    >Still reading? dude this is really really long!
    >Recommended devs: Ace Poison, Locomalito, Nik, Natpash,
       Daniel Linssen, and probably every dev in gamejolt
    >Number of things said about asshat so far: 108!
    >Favorite number: 72
    >Favorite days of the week: I hate mondays!
    >Th-this is still an intro?!
    >Number of  chocolate coins inside pocket: 0
    >Number of letters in name: 4
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