Somewhere in the universe Somewhere someone’s got it worse Wish that made it easier Wish I didn’t feel the hurt The world’s smallest Ukulele Really needs an audience So if I do not find somebody soon I’ll blow up into smithereens And spew my tiny symphony All up and down a city street While tryna put my mind at ease Like finishing this melody This feels like a necessity So this could be the death of me Or maybe just a better me Now come in with the timpanis And take a shot of Hennessy I know I’m not there mentally But you could be the remedy So let me play my Ukulele for you
