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Phone: Storage is full.
Me: What? All 128 gigabytes of it? How can it be full already?
My photo library:

Winter is when an ocean of miserable water gushes out of the sky.

Spring is when an ocean of miserable water gushes out of my face.

Fun fact: if you start the final boss fight with Bowser while wearing Boxer Shorts in Super Mario Odyssey, Bowser will react as if Mario is wearing a “scary” outfit. This could imply that Bowser is terrified of Mario's nipples. 😃

Topless 2D Mario. Enough said.

Okay, I installed that app. Now please give me free stuff.