I am Waffle Paws, I make horror games and I murder people.
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My paws were stuck in a waffle iron as a pup so now they are greatly deformed. Yay!
I have them buried beneath my house in an old gopher tunnel, it's really neat. I don't think it's a permanent solution but it works for now :3