If you MUST know...
I am a man (!! Shocker, i know.)
I am old enough to play R rated games. (You may still ask if i really AM old enough, compliments like that don't come along near as often enough.)
I have a great love for games, music and art. (Sums up any ol' hipster.. But in the immortal words of Trevor Phillips: "I.. am.. NOT! A! HIPSTER!!!!")
AAAAAANYwhooooo...
If you want to know more, i am able to speak in hooman and will answer questions.
Thank you!
Live long and be Exellent to eachother Prosperly, dude.