NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT
Taldi's Hardware Store: Factory Reset
Silver
Give Tax Man a Fake Quarter while having a Real Quarter in your inventory. 30 on 30!
A Merry Crackmas
Raldi's Crackhouse
Silver
Beat XMAS MODE.
Thanks, but I already got it covered
Raldi's Crackhouse
Platinum
???
THEY'RE ON MY ASS!
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Silver
Beat the game with Benson and Spongebob chasing you!
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSTAKE!
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Gold
Get 99 seconds in detention.
Skinned
Raldi's Crackhouse
Platinum
???
You can't use that on the vending machines btw.
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Bronze
Try to use a rock on the vending machines.
Poster Room
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Bronze
The Poster Room has everything from femboys to freaky chipmunks!
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Silver
Win the game in Normal Mode.
Bro raged at Wii Sports.
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Bronze
Get killed by Jaldi.
Ethereum Funded Über Charge
Raldi's Crackhouse
Platinum
Double-Max out everything in the Ethereum ATM.
Boutta Go Nuts
Raldi's Crackhouse
Platinum
???