Polar Bear
The Very Organized Thief
Silver
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Harmer's Market
Orange Roulette
Silver
You have shot your opponent instead of yourself.
Luck Is An Illusion
Orange Roulette
Platinum
You finished the game in 'Iron Orange Mode' on the first try after loading.
Dark Harvest
Orange Roulette
Platinum
You have defeated the last ... oh god ... oh god what was that thing ... I ... ohhhhhh ...
Fruit Concentrate
Orange Roulette
Gold
You have survived the fourth, crazy-eyed and friggin' lobotomy scarred, opponent.
Extra Pulp
Orange Roulette
Silver
You have survived your third sinister, cataract-eyed, opponent.
Fresh Squeeze
Orange Roulette
Bronze
You have survived the first opponent.
Toast To Success
The Very Organized Thief
Gold
Bring the Toaster, Bread and Rare Wine to the Silver Candlestick.
Speed Thief
The Very Organized Thief
Platinum
Escape with everything in less then 1:43.
Smashed
The Very Organized Thief
Gold
Break 10 bottles of wine while the owner is home.
By The Skin Of Your Teeth
The Very Organized Thief
Bronze
Escape after being hit twice by the owner.
Very Organized
The Very Organized Thief
Gold
Get the "Very Organized Thief" rating.