Name: Spindle McNasty
Gender: Lesbian
Age: White
Birthday: I cried during the iCarly finale
Occupation: Full-Time Gamer Girl
Hobbies: Stealin yo bitch
Favorite music: Christian Trap, Gregorian chanting, the "ding dong" noise that plays when you enter your local Macy's
Favorite food: dirt
Idols uwu: the caveman who discovered the wheel
