A MORE EFFICIENT POOP
SOOPAH DOOPAH POOPAH
Bronze
Upgrade every skill at least once
THATS A LOT OF POOP
SOOPAH DOOPAH POOPAH
Silver
Poop 100 times
I CAN POOP
SOOPAH DOOPAH POOPAH
Bronze
Get to level 5
SKILLZ
SOOPAH DOOPAH POOPAH
Bronze
Upgrade your first skill
I POOPED
SOOPAH DOOPAH POOPAH
Bronze
Poop your first poop
Vegan Wolf
Werewolf Tycoon
Bronze
Don't eat meat
The longest journey...
Shogun Assassin
Bronze
...Starts with 100 steps. Run that far in one game.
By The Skin Of Your Teeth
The Very Organized Thief
Bronze
Escape after being hit twice by the owner.
Dark Harvest
Orange Roulette
Platinum
You have defeated the last ... oh god ... oh god what was that thing ... I ... ohhhhhh ...
Fruit Concentrate
Orange Roulette
Gold
You have survived the fourth, crazy-eyed and friggin' lobotomy scarred, opponent.
Extra Pulp
Orange Roulette
Silver
You have survived your third sinister, cataract-eyed, opponent.
Fresh Squeeze
Orange Roulette
Bronze
You have survived the first opponent.