cumcussed @cumcussed

my sophomore year of high school i played as a left corner for my schools football team. during one game i encountered two black seniors who were large and handsome, countless times i would tackle them just because it gave me pleasure. they noticed and after the game they came by and took me to the locker room where no one would see us. i showed them how well i expressed my sportsmen ship and made them the happiest men alive, and after our meeting they told me that id cumcussed them and that this concussion was the best they've ever had.

no homo