ddaz @ddaz

It's passed 2:00 a.m. And you're eating eggs outside of a little girl's window

Hey what's up everyone my 3000 lb audience

If you keep the oven light off and then she will run down the stairs into the dining room and then into the kitchen and kill you

Where are you hiding tonight the entrance oh that is the worst spot there is a doorway behind you the staircase and a piece of the floorboard is missing

Well I really don't know what to help you with i'm sorry and wait a second there's someone outside it looks like they're wearing a blue cap and a orange sweater i'm going to check make sure to call me