Overripe
Orange Roulette
Gold
You survived a long tense rally of gun passing.
Safe-ty First
The Very Organized Thief
Bronze
Get the gold bar from the safe first.
By The Skin Of Your Teeth
The Very Organized Thief
Bronze
Escape after being hit twice by the owner.
Polar Bear
The Very Organized Thief
Silver
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L00T!!1!
The Very Organized Thief
Gold
Escape with over $40,000 in loot.
Luck Is An Illusion
Orange Roulette
Platinum
You finished the game in 'Iron Orange Mode' on the first try after loading.
Dark Harvest
Orange Roulette
Platinum
You have defeated the last ... oh god ... oh god what was that thing ... I ... ohhhhhh ...
Fruit Concentrate
Orange Roulette
Gold
You have survived the fourth, crazy-eyed and friggin' lobotomy scarred, opponent.
Extra Pulp
Orange Roulette
Silver
You have survived your third sinister, cataract-eyed, opponent.
You Would Have Never Known
Orange Roulette
Gold
You spun the cylinder when the next bullet was for YOU.
Harmer's Market
Orange Roulette
Silver
You have shot your opponent instead of yourself.
Kleptomaniac
The Very Organized Thief
Silver
Escape 30 times with at least one item.