Normal
Aliens destroyed my nachos!
Silver
Reach Wave 5.
Lasered
Aliens destroyed my nachos!
Bronze
Destroy an alien using your laser eyes.
WOAH THIS IS FAST!
Aliens destroyed my nachos!
Bronze
Discover the rapid fire bonus for the very first time.
You still have a long way to go
Aliens destroyed my nachos!
Bronze
Earn over 1000 points.
IMMORTALITY
Aliens destroyed my nachos!
Bronze
Discover the invincible bonus for the very first time.
Delicious!
Aliens destroyed my nachos!
Bronze
Eat a nacho for the very first time.
Beginner
Aliens destroyed my nachos!
Bronze
Reach Wave 2.
Heal me please
Aliens destroyed my nachos!
Bronze
Discover the Health Restored bonus for the very fist time.
Stupid big fat alien
Aliens destroyed my nachos!
Silver
Destroy a big fat alien.
Asteroids are dumb!
Aliens destroyed my nachos!
Bronze
Destroy an asteroid.
Pussy-Whipped
Thunder Gun
Platinum
Become the slave. Get whipped at least 15 times in a single match.
Blubbering Idiot
Thunder Gun
Platinum
Declare yourself insane, and try to survive for 3 minutes or longer without attacking.