any statements especially including any violence toward myself or anybody else is just a joke preformed by a trained professional. not a representation of me as a real person

i have skin cancer

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ugly fat fuckimg idiot vs absolutely beautiful charley cheesteaks employee

didnt sleep. accidentally bought a sausage biscut on the mcdonalds app while leasurly scrolling it , drove to two seperate mcdonalds (40 minute round trip) to get my sandwich and a one dollar coffee (tastes like peepee) also i watched punch-drunk love

IM SO PISSED OFF THERES NO MILK IN THE HOUSE!