TEACHER: There an airplane carry 500 bricks, one brick fall, how many left?

STUDENT: Too easy! 499 bricks.

TEACHER: How will you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?

STUDENT: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

TEACHER: How will you put an giraffe in a fridge in 4 steps?

STUDENT: Open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe and close the refrigerator.

STUDENT: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

STUDENT: The giraffe, because it still in the refrigerator.

TEACHER: The old lady cross the swamp, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How does she pass?

STUDENT: She wade through. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference!

TEACHER: That old lady crossing the swamp but she sudenlly die, why?

STUDENT: She got heart attack.

TEACHER: Wrong, the brick fell at her head.

Happy new year y'all

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