lizard2000 @lizard2000

I identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a baba I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm not autistic. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "They Who Is One With The Clouds" and respect my right to wreak havoc from above and wrought my enemies needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.