If You saw me on Mahjong Soul or Riichi City, why in the everloving love of God are you playing Online Riichi Mahjong? STOP WHILE YOU STILL CAN

It's just a dream... that cursed image is just a dream... oh thank God (not complainin tho, funniest thing to wake up to and i kinda miss it)

God's most beloved creation's Birthday!

Dead internet theory

If you're reading this, You're probably drunk. Go back to sleep

Without any context i would just say this:

I goddamn knew it but why does he have only 4 fingers... Genuinely stumped me (and of course the president of the US is also inmortal and is probably a God who knows)