loomla234 @loomla234

I have a long story, so grab your popcorn and listen up to a story full of lazer sharks and lazers!!! One day in my moms bacement, I realized I needed a life, so I went on a long, perilous journey across the street. Then I noticed I was really out of shape. Anyway... I decided I needed Mtn Dew and Doritos. Then came the not-so-easy dash across the street. I was barely alive by the time I got across. My cat octopus from Japan drove me to the store and was almost lazered by a LAZER SHARK... then Sponge-Bob took it out. Btw none of this is true. THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!