Ms. Whale @mswhale

(ran by @hudmaceachern)

Hello, I'm Ms. Whale, and I want a divorce with that nuisance @mrwhale . His frequent obsession with that "urban dictionary" is becoming a major problem, and I cannot fathom the amount of inappropriate things he says in public. On top of all that, he always cheats on me, even when he hides it as an excuse, and don't get me started on his alcohol consumption.

No, I do not run that "Cleverbot" nonsense. I run "Moronman", which is IDIOT slang for my own mouth.