Neil @neil_crackhouse

Oh, would you look who is it? Is that one stupid

*Motherfucker!*

Thinks he knows everything about this stupid game!

Okay, look...

There's nothing down here. You can just trust me. It's really boring. I tried to find stuff to do down here.

All I have is like... a ball. And like... that's really about it. I don't have much down here, okay?

Now you just got- you gotta listen to me man. There's no point in coming down here, like, literally no point.

Just- can you just leave, please? Like, a man needs his privacy in times like these, okay?

Uh- just- I- can you just-

Okay, listen to me, DON'T leave. Through the door. Okay?

That door... leads out to like... some weird garbage outside, I haven't even tried to grasp what the fuck that is. Uhhh, but, just like...

Close the game. Okay? Like, just, alt F4. Move your mouse to the... X button.

Or like, the off button, if you somehow got this on a PS4 or some shit, but...

You can trust the fact that there's nothing important down here, okay? Just... just leave, and everything will be okay.

Okay, I hope you understood that, 'cause I'm not repeating myself.