phezj1 @phezj1

Joined about 12 years ago
GMR
1 Star
Crazy Grandpa with a Chainsaw
Bronze
You earned a 1 star score. This is a pity trophy for you!
Dark Harvest
Orange Roulette
Platinum
You have defeated the last ... oh god ... oh god what was that thing ... I ... ohhhhhh ...
Harmer's Market
Orange Roulette
Silver
You have shot your opponent instead of yourself.
Fruit Concentrate
Orange Roulette
Gold
You have survived the fourth, crazy-eyed and friggin' lobotomy scarred, opponent.
Extra Pulp
Orange Roulette
Silver
You have survived your third sinister, cataract-eyed, opponent.
Speed Demon
Knight Runner
Silver
Reach 10 mph.
I Remember My First Beer
Knight Runner
Bronze
Reach 100 feet in a single game.
Fresh Squeeze
Orange Roulette
Bronze
You have survived the first opponent.
First Steps
Game Jolt Trophy
Bronze
Join Game Jolt, and then...oh that's it?