"User is suspected to be a part of a bear worshiping pizza cult"

"Do not trust this user or he will make you wear a maid dress"

"Information on dave:

Penis size:2 cm

Height:1.89 cm

Conditions/sicknesses/diseases:giraffe neck"

grill cheese obama sandwich

GUYS IN RALDIS CRACK HOUSE I KILLED MR BEAST AND THEN COMMITED MASS GENOCIDE ON HIS MONEY

are the servers up?

ima be online more kinda (im sorry i havent)

Do pineapples belong on pizza?