You can't use that on the vending machines btw.
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Bronze
Try to use a rock on the vending machines.
This is where the fun starts!
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Gold
Unlock GULL Mode.
Slurpin' Spaghetti Tonight!
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Silver
Win the game in Spaghetti Mode.
LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSTAKE!
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Gold
Get 99 seconds in detention.
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner.
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Silver
Win the game in Normal Mode.
Bro raged at Wii Sports.
Jaldi's Shithouse (Every Raldi Ripoff Ever)
Bronze
Get killed by Jaldi.
Cola Taken Successfully!
Yaldi's Bitchhouse
Gold
Beat Edd's Bossfight!
Bitchhouse Escapist
Yaldi's Bitchhouse
Silver
Beat Story Mode!
First Steps
Game Jolt Trophy
Bronze
Join Game Jolt, and then...oh that's it?