lore in the residents
a wise man once said, "for every plothole there is plotcement."
no hyperbole btw this wasn't a joke post
genitals are NON-CANON to the residents.
i wrote a big big lot of stuff
ALSO THINGS 3 AND 4 HAVE A LOT OF OCEAN STUFF #CAROWATCHOUT
update 2: i got the hat that i always really wanted
